Swapping your blood

So, you know how when someone dies and they get embalmed, their faces get all swelled and they don't look right? I feel that living people are starting are rock this look. Look at Joan Rivers. She could lay down in a casket and would totally look like she was pumped full of formaldehyde.

Manicured

I'm sitting with the window open listening to my father-in-law mow the law.