Peter Pan

You know that scene in Peter Pan where Wendy give Peter and thimble and calls it a kiss. Right after this he says, 'I want to give you a kiss' and she puckers up? Is that not how it's like interacting with women sometimes. They give you one thing and expect that same thing to be different (better) when you reciprocate. All while you're basing your actions of whatever definition they established in the first place?

I'm not saying this to complain about my wife (seriously). I was laying in bed and that scene popped into my head and I just laughed. 

Unrelated: I got a job!